Weight: 283.7
Entry One - 1:35pm
Hello, blog fans! It’s day two
here at veeg central, and so far it’s shaping up to be a GLORIOUS day! The sun
is shining, the birds are chirping - and the cows, chickens, and pigs of this
planet can rest easy and enjoy this beautiful spring day without worrying that I
will put them on my bbq and eat them. (You’re welcome, farm-critters!) Today
started off fine and dandy, as I only had to work for a few hours. Breakfast consisted
of some dried apple rings, a little peanut butter, a ProBar*, and a soy
latte.
*ProBars are delicious. They are these ‘meal replacement’
bars made with whole, organic ingredients. I THINK that all of them are vegan,
and I KNOW that all the ones I’ve tried so far are fantastically nom-worthy. They’re
a little expensive, but 4.00 for breakfast isn’t really so bad. Better than McDonalds
at any rate, yes? (YES.) If you ever
come across one, try it!! [Warning: Shameless Plug Ahead] We sell them at The
Coffee Grounds (both locations!) and they come a lot of different flavors so you
can mix it up any way you like! http://theprobar.com/
I stopped by the local food coop after work [Just Local Foods] and they’ve got
oh so many fun and exciting veeg-worthy goodies that I can play with this month! I ran
into an old friend there (Hi, Noel!) and gave her the low-down on my
experiment. She was all kinds of supportive and promises to become a follower
of this here journal of epic veggies. So… yay! http://justlocalfood.blogspot.com/
Tonight Kell and I are watching her little nephew Ira. We are
going to have a bonfire, make s’mores,
and order pizza!
1.)
Did you know that marshmallows are vegan? They are
– I checked! They contain no animal by-products! Of course.. I’m fairly certain
that they contain no by-products of nature whatsoever, but hey, no meat no
problem, right??
2.)
“PIZZA?!” you exclaim, “THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE! A
PIZZA WITHOUT CHEESE IS A SACRILEGE!” Well, being raised in a pizza shop up
north, I’d be inclined to agree with you 100%. But Kelly assures me that her meat-less,
cheese-less circular atrocity is in fact quite tasty, so tonight we shall put
her claim to the test!
That’s all for now – today’s lunch is a 3 bean salad from
the local deli and some veggie chips. I’ll report later with my review on
veeg-za! To tide you over until then, here is a link to that Moroccan Soup
recipe that I told you about yesterday! Veeg-D, out!
http://beta.abc.go.com/shows/the-chew/recipes/Lynne-Kasper-Moroccan-Harira-Red-Lentil-Soup
(I used regular lentils instead of the suggested red ones, and added Cayenne, Clove, Cumin, and a little Cardamom to the spice list. As I made a pot to feed 40, I didn't bother with all the accoutrements listed at the end for presentation - other than a quick squeeze of lemon before serving. Try it - it's tasty!)
Entry Two - 10:30pm:
So I learned several things today:
1.)
Kids are friggin TIRING!!
2.)
S’mores lose much of their appeal when you take
out the ‘mallow. Although dark chocolate on graham crackers is a tasty snack
indeed, there is no real reason to eat it around a bonfire. (Other than the
fact that bonfires are friggin’ awesome.)
3.)
Vegan pizza is delightful! Kelly’s half had
every vegetable known to man, while mine boasted an impressive double mushrooms,
tomatoes, and artichoke hearts. It was awesome. Honestly, the only reason I missed
the cheese at all was that, without it, the toppings went EVERYWHERE. I shall
now begin research and development on an adhesive tomato sauce to remedy this conundrum
for vegans and lactards around the world. (You’re welcome in advance.)
I’m beat… Day two went swimmingly – count this one as a win!
G’night all. Veeg-D, out!

CORRECTION: I was just informed that 'mallows are not, in fact, vegan. Apparently they're made with gelatin. Which is derived from collagen. Which is extracted from the skin and bones of whatever hapless animals call the 50 mile radius around the Jet Puff factory home. Y'know.. I'm not sure I'll be eating marshmallows again vegan or not! (Mmmmm... skin and bone puffs!!)
ReplyDeleteI have decided you really should be a writer! What talent you have! You could write a book from this and include recepies etc. and then when it's on the National Best Sellers list the infamous "THEY" will all come banging on your door with contracts for your own TV show :0) (I really am serious)
ReplyDeleteYour pizza sounded awesome...you forgot to mention that Kelly's side should probably have had some sort of "Fire Warning - Eat at your own Risk!" label on it ;0)I sure am glad I was never a marshmallow fan to begin with - ugh!!!
xox - Mama