Weight: 278
Holy moly, am I ever behind!! Let’s see… the last time I checked
in with you cats it was Thursday - I was
bitching about my new scale and getting psyched for a livery veggie burger (which was TOTALLY
worth the hype, b.t.dubs).. so that puts us at Friday!
So y’know how I was joking (except I wasn’t) about a pursuit
for vegan super powers? Well guess what, all you nay-sayers.. Friday I discovered
that my first veeg-mutation has begun to manifest itself! As I was driving down
Hastings, I noticed something. An aroma. A wonderful, delicious, delight to the
nostrils. Turns out, I now have a super-human sense
of smell. That’s right. I woke up that fateful morn with the ability to smell
cooking meat from miles away. Which leads me to my second (and slightly less hygienic)
power – the ability to drool in hyper-massive quantities.
(Sidebar: I like the sound of trains. Like… really REALLY
like it.)
Today at work was hard. I made A LOT of delicious looking
food. Marinated Hawaiian pork sandwiches, Teriyaki stir-fried chicken and
vegetables, a calamari-scallop soup, a Mandarin Orange salad, and all the
regular goodies – but could not try ANY of it. Stupid meat, STUPID cheese!! Everybody
assures me that the food was good, but it’s just not the same. OKAY, enough
whining! It’s my choice, right??
Last night Kelly made us vegan veggie afredo. This might
honestly be one of my favorite things that she makes! Seriously, it’s SO
FRIGGIN AMAZING!! “Alfredo?” you’re thinking, “without milk, cream, butter or
anything?!”
YES!!
And it’s to die for. She adds mushrooms, asparagus, and
broccoli – then just a little bit of tomato. It’s suuriously amazing.
Aaaaand, that was the third time tonight I’ve fallen asleep
at the keyboard. I know I owe you all a longer post, but that might have to
wait until tomorrow.
Night all!
Veeg-D, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
P.S.- I got Kelly and I a couple of fish yesterday! Betas.
(We’re starting off small and safe). Her’s is named Carina and mine is Puppis.
(Long story) Anyway, they’re cool and safe from being turned into fishsticks!
(suuuure.. you may THINK that there are no betas in fishsticks, but do you
really KNOW?? I like to think of fishsticks as ‘hotdugs of the sea’. So who’s
to say for sure?! Did you know that fish food is NOT veeg-friendly?? It’s not, I
checked. (by habit and curiosity.) it’s mostly made out of other fish,
actually! (They may be aggressive little cannibalistic freaks, but they’re CUTE
aggressive little cannibalistic freaks!!)
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